Tuaren shortie shirts distressed with metal embellishments button/zip size 6

Tuaren brand Shortie shorts Button and zip closure Distressed with metal bead embellishments Front and back pockets White color with gold embellishment 100% cotton Size 34-however I can’t even get them on. Fits more like a size 6 would be my guess. No way these are a 34. EUC Measurements are approximate 9” top to bottom 2” inseam 13” across waist 11” rise Smoke/pet free home